The Things I've Learned

I have learned how to do the following in the past few weeks:

• shake my head yes or no to tell you what I want
• pull at my dress or shorts to tell you that I have poopy pants
• use sign language to say "more and please"
• stomp on carpenter ants (we came back from vacation with a little problem)
• grow 6 more teeth

Next week I plan to learn how to ride a bike, change the oil in my mom's car and teach calculus at the community college.